Pick-up lines are always tricky, you either score or you get eyes rolled at you. More often than not, it’s the latter.
For all the ardent football fans out there, we have compiled the ultimate master list of #footballpickuplines, as they were trending on Twitter not too long ago. The cute, the funny, the clean, the dirty, the cheesy, we’ve got them all, and we even categorised them for you. Learn all these and become the most sought-after football pick-up line master on the planet!
ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
1) Is your name Vincent? Because I’d really like your Kompany.
2) I’m like Arsenal. I’ll stay on top, but I’ll always finish second.
3) Is your name Petr? Because I’ve been Cech-ing you out
4) Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you. – @HQSoccerTweets
5) Are you Juan? Cos you really Mata to me.
6) Doesn’t Mata what they say, you’re Juan in a million.-@HopeAPrimm
7) My names Jack and I Wilshere my heart with you. –@SeanCB_89
8) Is your name Luke? Cos you’re Shaw coming home with me tonight. –@OriginalSpecks
9) Are you a Sunderland forward? Cos Jermain Defoe.
10) Is your name Robbie? Because I’m Keane on you. –@LeeRad4
11) Do you have a boyfriend? Yes? That’s fine because I’m John Terry. –@Jez0107 (savage AF)
12) My name is Ozil. Can I assist you to my heart?
13) Is your name Man City cos I want you on top of my table.
14) Is she a Liverpool midfielder, cos I Leiva so much.
15) Is your name Rooney, cos you about to Wayne my heart.
16) Girl are you Lucas cos I want to Perez myself against you.
17) My name is Ryan Giggs. I like you but I’ll wait until you marry my brother- @Dan23_92
18) Is your name Yohan? Because I was wondering if I Cabaye a drink. (nice!)
19) Is your name Adam? Cos I love you, that’s Foreshaw. –@Rickyinho_
20) Is your name David? Cos I’m Luizing it all when I see you. – #brxndonmorgxn
21) Girl, call me Yaya, because I be smashing through your defences – @Jack_Casey1
22) My name is Christian and I get an Eriksen whenever I see you.
23) Are you a Man United fan? Because I’d love to see you go down.
LA LIGA
24) Are you Iniesta? Cos I’d like you to Andres right now.
25) Is your name Lionel? Cos you Messi-ing with my heart.
26) Is your name Torres? Cos I keep missing you. -@giaaanpaaulo
27) Is your name Diego? Because you really are Simeone special to me. -@OfficialLaxmi
28) I hope your name is Tony so we can go Kroos-ing tonight.
29) Did it hurt when Ramos’ penalty made you fall out of heaven? – @MannyRayado (win!)
30) My name is Sergio and I think we should make Ramos out of tonight.
31) Is your name Neymar? Coz l will break your back tonight. -@Josh0567
32) Do you play for Real Oviedo? Cos it’s so nice to Michu.
33) Are you Brazil’s golden boy? Cos I want you Neymar heart.
34) Are you Gerard? Cos you’ve Piqued my interest.
35) Don’t call me Gareth cos I will never Bale on you.
36) Your name must be Arda cos you Turan me on.
37) Do you like it gentle or do you want me to go Rafinha?
38) Your name must be Aleix cos I would go through Vidal to be with you.
39) You must be Jordi cause I don’t want to be Alba myself tonight. – @Football_P
40) Is your name Alba cos Jordi only one for me.
41) My name is Ronaldo and have got two golden balls. – @Khvmini
BUNDESLIGA
42) Is your name Arjen? Cos you Robben my heart.
43) Is your name Mario because I Gotze make you my girlfriend. –@zachlari91
44) My name is Andre and I Schurrle wanna date you.
45) My name is not Andre, but you’ve Schurrle captured my heart. – @sisi_m
46) Is your name Manuel? Because I want to get to Neuer you.
47) You may not be Kingsley but I want you to Coman over to my place. (original line yo)
SERIE A
48) Are you Wojciech Szczesny? Because you’re absolutely useless with your hands. -@QuiroNico
49) Is your name Miroslav because i would like to get Klose to you – @Harwayy
50) Is your name Dzeko? Cause we’re Edin back to my place. –@Kieran_Cooke
51) Is your name Iker? Cause I Casillas together. –@s_yordi77
52) Is your name Raul? Because Albiol over you tonight. -@thejonsey95
53) Hello, my name is Patrice and you’re the finest girl I’ve Evra seen. –@JayGuja
54) Is your name Joe? Cos you’ve stolen my Hart.
55) Are you Joe? Cos I Hart you. <3
56) My name is Joe, so can I have your Hart?
LIGUE 1
57) Is your last name DiMaria? Cos you look like an Angel. (the most overused one)
58) Is your name Balotelli? Because I want to Mario. (take that, Bruno Mars)
59) Babe call me PSG cos I want to spend all my money on you.
60) Are you Thiago ? Cause you shinin’ like Silva. –@marlon_obey
OTHERS
61) Are you a Brazilian forward? Cos you Pele-ing with my heart.
62) Is your name Andrea Pirlo? Cos I would love to bend you over a wall
63) Is your name Donovan? Cos I want to Landon you.
64) Is your name Howard Webb? Cos I’d like you to blow my whistle.
65) You can call me Maradona cos I have the ‘Hand of God’
66) Girl is your surname is Beckham ? Cause damn you got that curve! – @nezar4real
67) Hi my name is Tim and I Sherwood like to take you out – @chazbickerstaff
68) Is your name Oliver? Because I Kahn see us together forever. –@Grantillious
69) Is your name Diego, cause I’ve Forlan for you.-@JasdeeepG
70) Is your name Callum because I’ll be Tapping you tonight – @WilliaaamKerr
71) Boy:Can I get your jersey?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanna know your name and number.
72) I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt. – @MooreEamo77
73) Are you an attacking midfielder? Cos you’re a 10. – @taahir98
74) I may not be a football player but I know 11 different positions. 😉
MALAY
75) Girl are you Thomas? Cause I dah Muller jatuh cinta dengan awak – mhsyzle
76) Is your name Jesus? Cause if I’m not with you, I cannot ber-Navas – @mhsyzle
77) Hey is your name Ashley? Cause engko lah Young selalu berada di hatiku- @mhsyzle
So, do you like these pick-up lines, or are they Clichy for you? (nailed it). If you have more, feel free to drop them in the comments below!
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